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MELODY’S GREATEST TITS

Pics by I Dare Photography

Treat her baps just right and she’ll hit the high notes

“The key to giving head is to watch lots of pornos”

“Don’t like me like an ice-cream – do it nice and slow”

“I want to be the only grandma on the block wearing a G-string”
THIS is the first time Melody’s ever gotten her gear off in front of the camera, blokes, so in a way, you’re watching her POP HER CHERRY.

“My friend organises the girls to do these photo shoots and she reckoned I should give it a go, so here I am!” the 21-year-old Darwinian sang. “I just thought it’d be something different to give me a confidence boost. I’d do it again, too – I was a bit shy at first but I ended up having a great time.”

We’re stoked you decided to BARE ALL. What’s the breast… er, BEST bit of your body?

“Ha ha! It’s definitely my boobs. They’re an E-cup and they’re all real. Guys tend to lose their minds over them, especially in low-cut singlets – that’s when they look really good. I try not to get them out too much, though. They fall out sometimes when I’m wakeboarding, but I’m pretty good at keeping them in. Sometimes I’ll show them off in front of girlfriends, but not with guys around.”

How do they like being loved up?

“In bed I like it rough – no gentle stuff. I like having my hair pulled and biting guys on the neck a bit. I like to get bitten sometimes, too, and I also like handcuffing guys to the bed and teasing them – I like to take control. But my boobs need to be treated nicely. I like them being touched gently on the underside, not too rough.”

If you could go into the future, would you have a look at how the twins are doing?

“God, yes! I’d go about 20 years into the future and see if I actually go through with getting plastic surgery. I never want to get old, so I’d have everything done – get my boobs touched up and a bit bigger, bum implants, botox, the works. Eventually, I want to be the only grandma on the block wearing a G-string.”

You’ll make a fine GILF, Melody! Do you like to smoke pink cigars?

“Sometimes when I’m in the mood I like to give blowjobs – but only if the guy deserves it! I don’t like being asked to give them, I think it should be a surprise for a guy. I reckon the key to giving head is to watch lots of pornos. Those girls have got it going on and they know what they’re doing.”

Speaking of dicks, if you were saddled with a cock for a day, what would you do with it?

“I would have sex with Megan Fox. Or any female. I definitely wouldn’t fuck a guy, though, but I’d fight a guy, but I’d probably get smashed. I do boxing, but only for fitness, so I can’t really fight. I’d give it a go if I was a bloke and just hope that I win.”

Got a top tonking tale so we can have a HAPPY ENDING?

“I had a threesome once with a guy and a girl. We were really drunk but it was bloody great. It was really different being with a girl, but awesome at the same time.
Guys shouldn’t be afraid to ask a girl what she likes. If a guy asked me that, I’d tell him not to lick me like an ice-cream, but to do it nice and slow… don’t over-speed it.”

Words to live – and fuck – by, Melody.