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STAR-SPANGLED SPADGER

Pics by Andrew K

Sienna’s redecorated her doot

“My clit piercing is very pretty!”

“I really want to have sex on the beach”
IF YOU go down to the MOOT today – Sienna’s delightful moot, that is – you’re sure for a BIG surprise. Since the last time she was our pin-up babe back in #1071, the pants-tearingly gorgeous Melburnian has had a bloody great STAR with WINGS inked above the entrance to her LOVE TUNNEL.

“There used to be an arrow pointing down there,” Sienna, 25, giggled. “But I thought that was a bit cheesy so I had it covered up. It was a pretty small arrow to begin with, but it was red, so the cover-up job had to be pretty big. The wings are there ’cos it’s heavenly, and it’s something a little bit different. When I dance, guys see it and absolutely love it.”

We would follow that flying star to HELL and back again. Did it hurt?

“Oh yes! The arrow didn’t hurt too bad, but when they covered it I was crying. It took an hour, and then I had to go back for a second session of an hour, but I only lasted five minutes.”

Ah, story of our fucken LIVES. What else have you got goin’ on south of the border?

“I’ve also got some piercings down there – there’s two on the surface and one in my actual clitoris. It was pretty painful when the surface ones went in, but the clit one was actually fine. It doesn’t seem to make a difference during sex, either, which was strange. But it looks really pretty and it’s a bit different and cool, and that’s all that matters.”

Got plans for other INK BITS?

“I want Hebrew writing on my arm that says, ‘Everything happens for a reason.’ And some more stars on my ankles. I have plans for heaps of other stuff.”

Last time we spoke, you said you wanted to get your FUCK ON with another chick. Done that yet?

“Ha ha! No, not yet. There is one girl who is really gorgeous, Jet, but she’s my friend, so I couldn’t go there.”

Maybe she could become a friend WITH BENEFITS. You know, a FUCK BUDDY.

“No, I can’t be with my mates! I actually don’t believe guys and girls can be friends because sex always gets in the way and at least one person in the friendship will always want to have sex with the other, so you can’t be real mates. It’s just the way things are.”

So, you don’t want to get a coffee then hang out for a bit? Maybe go see a movie or something like that?

“Well, if they’re really, really ugly, then I guess it could work, ’cos there’d be no sexual attraction to ruin things!”

Is there anything you’re desperate to do root-wise?

“I still really want to have sex on the beach! I went recently with my friend, but nothing happened. I’ve been trying to get it on in the sand for ages, but I just don’t have the time. I’m dancing six or seven nights a week, so there’s pretty much no chance for me to do anything else.”

Just chuck a sickie – ring up and tell them there’s some sand you have to get INTO your vagina.